Spending my Saturday night, mopping up the 3 inches of water,
that came from the sinks I was draining at work...
And not getting paid for it.
Not being able to get a hold of my boss,
due to the fact that she's out getting wasted at a Christmas party.
Merry Christmas me!
"Sorry folks, no more booster juice for anyone."
"Yes, the store was flooded, when I attempted to drain the sinks."