Anonymously Yours

Dear Taylor Lautner,

I just saw New Moon yesterday,
and I wanted to let you that I thought it was phenomenal.

I wasn't sure if I would get my 10 dollars worth of nudity,

But I most definately did!

My favourite part,

was the one time you did have your shirt on... and then you ripped it off.

I think my mouth was legit wide open every time your half-naked body graced the screen.

You're great.

I wish the TV screen at my house was as big as the one at the theatre,

So then every time I watch the movie you could larger than life.

Buuut you're smokin hot and I thought that you should know,

if for some reason you've missed the memo.

Love your biggest fan,

Me